(My favorite one) Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
E Pluribus Modem
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
Go ahead, make my data!
And now, I shall go downstairs and watch Spice World, because I hear Alan Cumming is supposed to play a part in it, and I'm totally obsessed with him right now :-D
current mood:
chipper
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