Get Off My Property

I found a sign today that I REALLY want to put next to our door! It fits our family's personality perfectly! It's a little metal sign and it says:

Adam wants to get one that says something like - Forget about the dog, beware of the owner - which makes a lot of sense for him! haha  But I think "hippity hoppity get off my property" fits us perfectly as well. It's just the right about of both goofy and threatening :-p